[1] You smash lights with your head. (WLIIA? Reference)
[2] You wear overly-large wild shoes. (Ryan As Himself Reference)
[3] You move to Bellingham, Washington in hopes of becoming an improv player at the Upfront. (Ryan As Himself Reference)
[4] You decide to try your hand at golfing. (Ryan As Himself Reference)
[5] You decide to do your best to buy Liberace's old house. (Ryan As Himself Reference)
[6] The only beer you'll drink is Buzz Beer. (Drew Carey Show Reference)
[7] You'll only watch TV if it has Ryan in it. (Fanism Reference)
[8] You own a shirt with Ryan on it. (Fanism Reference)
[9] You'll only talk about Ryan, and Ryan alone. Constantly. (Fanism Reference)
[10] You work as a janitor in sympathy for Lewis. (Drew Carey Show Reference)
[11] You name your kid and/or pet Ryan. (Fanism Reference)
[12] One of your best friends is named Colin, and you shave his head to make him bald. (WLIIA? / Ryan As Himself Reference)
[13] If you call, write, and even listen to Outlaw Radio just to hear Ryan. (Outlaw Radio / Fanism Reference)
[14] You get yourself a houseboy named Jeff. (Ryan As Himself Reference)
[15] You dream only of Ryan Stiles. (Fanism Reference)
[16] You plan a road trip just to drive up to see him perform on stage. (Fanism Reference)
[17] You freak out / 'fangirl' the second you see his face or his name on a piece of paper or on the net. (Fanism Reference)
[18] You learn how to play poker in hopes of meeting him someday and be invited to play with him. (Ryan As Himself Reference)
[19] You believe in magic cheese. (Drew Carey Show Reference)
[20] When you see pictures of Ryan, you drool. (Fanism Reference)
[21] Like a groupie, you follow his tours wherever they go. (Fanism Reference)
[22] All you ever think about is Ryan, all day, every day. (Fanism Reference)
[23] You own every movie, sitcom, etc. he has ever been in. (Fanism Reference)
[24] You pop out between your friends' legs and pretend to be a foal being born. (WLIIA? Reference)
[25] Not only do you listen to Outlaw Radio weekly, check this website daily, and watch WLIIA or Drew Carey Show everyday, you spend your time day dreaming and wishing to meet him. (Fanism Reference)
[26] You argue with your mom to allow you to stay up at 12 AM just to watch Ryan in Hot shots! Part Deux on a school night. (Fanism Reference)
[27] You start laughing uncontrollably whenever you hear the word "tapioca". (WLIIA Reference)
[28] You mouth every word his says on Whose Line Is It Anyway?, both the UK and USA versions. (Fanism Reference)
[29] You have created dozens of macros that are about Ryan in one shape or form. (Fanism Reference)
[30] You master your Carol Channing Impression. (WLIIA Reference)
[31] You use Google non-stop to constantly to find out every single detail about Ryan that you can. (Fanism Reference)
[32] You go on this site. (Fansism reference)
[33] Whenever you hear pigeons, you think of Ryan Stiles's sound effects. (WLIIA Reference)
[34] You take up improv in hopes of meeting Ryan. (Ryan As Himself Reference)
[35] You have a tattoo with Ryan on it. (Fanism Reference)
[36] You do beerobics everyday. (Drew Carey Show Reference)
[37] If you have a keychain that has a picture of Ryan on it. (Fanism Reference)
[38] You get shoes customized for you that look exactly like Ryan's (WLiiA reference)
[39] You crack up whenever you hear a cheesy advert for an album. (WLIIA Reference)
[40] You find accidently spitting water ten times more hilarious than everyone else, due to Ryan saying something about 'having a liddle accident' in your head. (WLIIA Reference)
[41] You raid your dad's collection of loud ties and wear them with pride to Ryan's gigs. (Fanism Reference)
[42] You laugh hysterically at real infomercials and shopping channels. (WLIIA Reference)
[43] Every time a door opens, you think *squeaky*. (WLIIA Reference)
[44] You despise hoedowns (when you do it), but you attempt a hoedown and try to insult Drew Carey in it in some way. (WLIIA reference)
Sometimes, there's a fine line a person crosses when they go from being simply an adoring fan to evolving into a completely nutty and utterly-obsessed fanatic. If you find yourself doing any of these crazy, outlandish, silly things on our list below, you just might be sky-rocketing out of control on the obsession scale! (Please do note that these are meant to be amusing, and not necessarily realistic.) 
